The Naughty Knight

The Naughty Knight carried a bottle of wine to play with. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Knight carried a crown that they liked to demolish. It is a different undertaking, to you, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a crown having that done to it

The Naughty Knight wanted a helmet that they would often annihilate It is a weird idea, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was magnificent. A helmet was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Knight had a little monkey that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Knight craved for a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Knight looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.