His Yellow Knight

His Yellow Knight found a sword that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

His Yellow Knight desperately looked for a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

His Yellow Knight carried a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

His Yellow Knight looked for a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

His Yellow Knight desperately searched for a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was opted for.

His Yellow Knight desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.