A Eccentric Knight

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A Eccentric Knight found a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Knight always kept a rubber chicken that they would demolish. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

A Eccentric Knight had a set square that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was selected.

A Eccentric Knight owned a dildo that they sometimes break. It would be an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

A Eccentric Knight desired a pint of beer to smash. It is considered to be a new operation, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Knight craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was selected.