Her Fucking Knight

Her Fucking Knight always carried a hat that they would sometimes play with. This seems a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to select.

Her Fucking Knight always kept a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Knight desperately desired a pint of cider to annihilate One might say this is a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Her Fucking Knight wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be simply life. A sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Her Fucking Knight owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Knight craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.