His Eccentric Knight

His Eccentric Knight desperately wanted a mug that they liked to worship. One might say this is a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to choose.

His Eccentric Knight desired a chocolate bar that they would often drop. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Knight always kept a piece of paper that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Knight often carried a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. It was a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Knight desperately searched for a vibrator that they would demolish. It is considered to be an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

His Eccentric Knight desperately wanted a spade that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen thing.