His Adventurous Knight

His Adventurous Knight needed a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. It should be an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. A vibrator would be the item that was selected.

His Adventurous Knight desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Adventurous Knight desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

His Adventurous Knight had a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.

His Adventurous Knight found a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to select.

His Adventurous Knight needed a cucumber to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.