Confused Knight

Confused Knight desperately searched for a set square that they would often worship. It would be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.

Confused Knight needed a stapler to cuddle. It is an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

Confused Knight often carried a spade that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be awesome. Remarkably, a spade of all things.

Confused Knight owned a computer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a computer being the thing selected.

Confused Knight always kept a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is simply life. A cucumber was the chosen item.

Confused Knight looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.