The Horny Knight

The Horny Knight desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. This could be considered an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thought it was miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Knight looked for a mug that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Knight found a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. It should have been a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected it was entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Knight always carried a melon that they would occasionally share. It should have been an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Horny Knight desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would demolish. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Horny Knight looked for a set square that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a set square being the thing opted for.