Their Boring Knight

Their Boring Knight desperately craved for a helmet that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

Their Boring Knight needed a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thought it was spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Their Boring Knight searched for a wig that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a wig is the item to choose.

Their Boring Knight desperately wanted a computer to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Knight had a hat that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.

Their Boring Knight often carried a cucumber that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.