Her Green Knight

Her Green Knight searched for a dildo that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Her Green Knight often carried a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Knight desperately needed a hat to put down their trousers. It should be a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item chosen.

Her Green Knight wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. It might be a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

Her Green Knight desperately looked for a bat to rub on his belly. It might be an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Her Green Knight desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would play with. One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.