The Chinese Knight

The Chinese Knight carried a toilet brush to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be spectacular. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Chinese Knight desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Knight found a big sponge that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Chinese Knight desperately searched for a bottle of coke to demolish. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

The Chinese Knight desperately needed a porno magazine to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Chinese Knight desperately looked for a ball to annihilate One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was chosen.