Retarded Knight

Retarded Knight carried a set of lego that they liked to annihilate It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

Retarded Knight desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be spectacular. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Knight craved for a sword that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was fun. A sword would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Knight had a helmet to cuddle. It was a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Retarded Knight always carried a stapler that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen item.

Retarded Knight desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to select.