Her Orange Knight

Her Orange Knight desired a bag of poop that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Her Orange Knight found a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Her Orange Knight carried a cup that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the item opted for.

Her Orange Knight searched for a sponge that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

Her Orange Knight desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Her Orange Knight found a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a set square is the item that was chosen.