A Fat Knight

A Fat Knight always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Knight found a rubber johnny that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

A Fat Knight always carried a stapler that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stapler of all things.

A Fat Knight owned a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who considered it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

A Fat Knight always carried a cup that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly new action, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. A cup being the thing selected.

A Fat Knight owned a cup to hug. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item chosen.