Her Curious Knight

Her Curious Knight wanted a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.

Her Curious Knight always kept a pint of cider that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Her Curious Knight desired a magic 8 ball that they would often break. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Her Curious Knight desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Her Curious Knight always had with them a bag of poop to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Her Curious Knight found a custard pie to embrace. It would be a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.