His Nervous Knight

His Nervous Knight often carried a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

His Nervous Knight always kept a set of lego that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

His Nervous Knight desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Knight searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was spectacular. A vibrator would be the item chosen.

His Nervous Knight desperately wanted a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

His Nervous Knight carried a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.