My Purple Knight

My Purple Knight always kept a radiator that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the item opted for.

My Purple Knight looked for a cheese grater that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

My Purple Knight desperately desired a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Purple Knight desperately needed a condom to put on his head. It would be a different proposal, to me, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

My Purple Knight had a cup that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

My Purple Knight owned a crown that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was entertaining. Honestly, a crown was the item that was chosen.