My Angry Knight

My Angry Knight had a porno magazine that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Angry Knight often carried a sword that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.

My Angry Knight often carried a stapler that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

My Angry Knight desired a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Knight desired a pen that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was selected.

My Angry Knight looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a funny idea, to you, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.