My Troubled Knight

My Troubled Knight carried a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

My Troubled Knight often carried a cheese grater that they liked to drop. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Knight, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

My Troubled Knight always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

My Troubled Knight desperately craved for a spade that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the item opted for.

My Troubled Knight owned a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item selected.

My Troubled Knight owned a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A CD player being the chosen item.