Funny Poem About Eating On A First Date - Hot Mess

I once made the mistake of ordering pasta on a first date. I was SO careful with each bite. Luckily I made it through the meal and I don't think I was too awkward doing it.

Hot Mess

Why did I order  

the long-noodled spaghetti,  

so glad i wore red.

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