Their Stupid Lunatic

Their Stupid Lunatic owned a mug that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Lunatic often carried a block of cheese to demolish. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

Their Stupid Lunatic craved for a bat that they would often demolish. This is certainly a different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

Their Stupid Lunatic found a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Their Stupid Lunatic wanted a vibrator that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Their Stupid Lunatic needed a mug that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a mug being the item selected.