The Funny Lunatic

The Funny Lunatic always kept a lava lamp that they liked to drop. It was a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Funny Lunatic wanted a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Lunatic had a stapler that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Lunatic always carried a set of lego that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was out of this world. A set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Funny Lunatic needed a custard pie that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Funny Lunatic desired a set square that they liked to drop. It is a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square being the thing opted for.