Her Bum Loving Lunatic

Her Bum Loving Lunatic desperately searched for a dildo to insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic desperately desired a mug to hug. It is an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. A mug would be the item that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic carried a teapot to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic found a toilet brush to play with. This seems a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.