The Square Lunatic

The Square Lunatic had a teapot that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Square Lunatic searched for a chocolate bar that they would insert somewhere. It is an original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Lunatic searched for a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Square Lunatic found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Square Lunatic always had with them a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was sublime. A stapler having that done to it

The Square Lunatic desired a custard pie that they would occasionally drop. It should be an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to choose.