Her Weary Lunatic

Her Weary Lunatic looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

Her Weary Lunatic needed a block of cheese that they sometimes share. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be fun. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

Her Weary Lunatic carried a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.

Her Weary Lunatic carried a bag of flour to eat. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

Her Weary Lunatic desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Her Weary Lunatic desired a dildo to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.