A Blue Lunatic

A Blue Lunatic searched for a bag of poop to play with. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

A Blue Lunatic desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

A Blue Lunatic desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

A Blue Lunatic carried a chocolate bar that they liked to break. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

A Blue Lunatic always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

A Blue Lunatic always had with them a melon that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.