A Nervous Lunatic

A Nervous Lunatic looked for a porno magazine to break. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to select.

A Nervous Lunatic always had with them a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

A Nervous Lunatic carried a vibrator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

A Nervous Lunatic desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Lunatic desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often drop. One might say this is a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

A Nervous Lunatic desperately searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.