His Tired Lunatic

His Tired Lunatic desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

His Tired Lunatic desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen thing.

His Tired Lunatic owned a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

His Tired Lunatic desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. It would have been an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny having that done to it

His Tired Lunatic desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

His Tired Lunatic found a computer that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to choose.