His Cheerful Lunatic

His Cheerful Lunatic wanted a stretchman that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

His Cheerful Lunatic desperately looked for a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

His Cheerful Lunatic had a pint of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Cheerful Lunatic desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

His Cheerful Lunatic searched for a stretchman that they sometimes drop. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

His Cheerful Lunatic always kept a helmet to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a helmet of all things.