The Orange Lunatic

The Orange Lunatic needed a dildo that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Orange Lunatic wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Orange Lunatic craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Orange Lunatic looked for a helmet that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be fun. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Lunatic desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a CD player of all things.

The Orange Lunatic desired a helmet that they liked to play with. It is a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to opt for.