Her Gentle Lunatic

Her Gentle Lunatic always carried a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

Her Gentle Lunatic owned a set square that they would throw. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to choose.

Her Gentle Lunatic desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Gentle Lunatic wanted a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. It was a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a CD player being the item opted for.

Her Gentle Lunatic had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Her Gentle Lunatic always kept a spade that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.