My Fat Lunatic

My Fat Lunatic always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

My Fat Lunatic desperately searched for a custard pie that they would embrace. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen item.

My Fat Lunatic always kept a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be stunning. A lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

My Fat Lunatic desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to share. It is a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

My Fat Lunatic desperately craved for a wig that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

My Fat Lunatic desperately desired a vibrator that they would often throw. This is certainly an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. A vibrator would be the item that was selected.