My Hungry Lunatic

My Hungry Lunatic always kept a pint of cider that they would demolish. It would be an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Hungry Lunatic desperately needed a rubber johnny to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

My Hungry Lunatic looked for a condom to break. This seems to be a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Hungry Lunatic wanted a sword that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

My Hungry Lunatic desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly different thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

My Hungry Lunatic always carried a sponge that they would smash. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to select.