A Crazy Lunatic

A Crazy Lunatic craved for a crown that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to opt for.

A Crazy Lunatic always kept a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

A Crazy Lunatic had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Lunatic had a custard pie that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Lunatic owned a vibrator to put down their trousers. It would be an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A vibrator was the chosen thing.

A Crazy Lunatic owned a custard pie that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be spectacular. A custard pie would be the item that was chosen.