Their Famous Lunatic

Their Famous Lunatic desperately craved for a crown to smash. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a crown would be the item chosen.

Their Famous Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be an original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Their Famous Lunatic always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Their Famous Lunatic often carried a spade that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was amazing. A spade is the item to choose.

Their Famous Lunatic desperately needed a bat that they liked to cuddle. It should have been an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was simply life. Remarkably, a bat is the item to opt for.

Their Famous Lunatic desperately needed a cucumber to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.