A Retarded Lunatic

A Retarded Lunatic needed a pint of beer that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

A Retarded Lunatic owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Retarded Lunatic carried a cucumber that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Lunatic carried a sword that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the item selected.

A Retarded Lunatic desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.

A Retarded Lunatic owned a crown that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. A crown is the item to opt for.