The Cute Lunatic

The Cute Lunatic desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Cute Lunatic wanted a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Lunatic owned a helmet that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Cute Lunatic desperately needed a tomato that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute Lunatic desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Cute Lunatic often carried a pencil sharpener to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.