His Handsome Lunatic

His Handsome Lunatic desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes demolish. This seems an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

His Handsome Lunatic desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

His Handsome Lunatic desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

His Handsome Lunatic desperately looked for a set square that they sometimes drop. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Lunatic looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

His Handsome Lunatic always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to annihilate It should be a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.