Careful Lunatic

Careful Lunatic desperately desired a can of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

Careful Lunatic desperately searched for a condom that they liked to worship. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Careful Lunatic desired a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was opted for.

Careful Lunatic needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

Careful Lunatic wanted a computer that they would sometimes embrace. It might be an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

Careful Lunatic desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.