Ugly Lunatic

Ugly Lunatic always kept a painting of a melon that they would worship. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Ugly Lunatic often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was amazing. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

Ugly Lunatic looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Ugly Lunatic craved for a wig that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a wig is the item to opt for.

Ugly Lunatic had a crown that they would sometimes eat. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was epic. A crown was the chosen item.

Ugly Lunatic needed a can of coke to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.