A Boring Lunatic

A Boring Lunatic desperately searched for a sword to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Lunatic found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. It is an original action, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Lunatic carried a porno magazine that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

A Boring Lunatic wanted a porno magazine that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

A Boring Lunatic carried a chocolate bar that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

A Boring Lunatic always kept a condom that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.