A Angry Lunatic

A Angry Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often break. It should have been an unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

A Angry Lunatic always carried a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. It should have been an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. A chocolate bar being the chosen item.

A Angry Lunatic desperately craved for a sword that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

A Angry Lunatic desperately needed a bat that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A bat would be the chosen thing.

A Angry Lunatic found a toilet brush that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

A Angry Lunatic desired a bottle of wine to worship. It should have been an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.