The Lovely Lunatic

The Lovely Lunatic carried a dildo that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Lovely Lunatic desperately needed a sword that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is wonderful. A sword is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Lunatic had a can of coke that they would break. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Lunatic always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly original activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Lunatic needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Lovely Lunatic wanted a block of cheese that they would smash. It is a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.