His Blue Lunatic

His Blue Lunatic found a porno magazine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Lunatic desperately needed a mug that they would share. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

His Blue Lunatic looked for a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to select.

His Blue Lunatic needed a helmet to break. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the chosen item.

His Blue Lunatic found a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Blue Lunatic desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to eat. It would have been a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.