The Depressed Lunatic

The Depressed Lunatic often carried a piece of paper that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a funny action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Lunatic had a melon that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Lunatic had a can of Tango to annihilate It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Lunatic desperately looked for a set square that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be stunning. A set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Lunatic desperately needed a pint of cider to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Lunatic carried a set of lego to demolish. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.