My Tired Lunatic

My Tired Lunatic owned a tomato that they would smash. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

My Tired Lunatic always kept a little monkey that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was simply life. A little monkey is the item to choose.

My Tired Lunatic always kept a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

My Tired Lunatic searched for a cucumber that they would often embrace. It was a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is fun. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

My Tired Lunatic desired a CD player that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player of all things.

My Tired Lunatic always had with them a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.