The Retarded Lunatic

The Retarded Lunatic always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Lunatic always had with them a toilet brush that they would hug. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be simply life. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Lunatic wanted a computer that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be miraculous. A computer would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Lunatic often carried a computer that they would embrace. It would be a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Lunatic wanted a helmet that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be amazing. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Retarded Lunatic found a cucumber that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.