A Silly Lunatic

A Silly Lunatic owned a rubber chicken that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

A Silly Lunatic owned a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to choose.

A Silly Lunatic needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

A Silly Lunatic always kept a wig that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a wig of all things.

A Silly Lunatic always carried a mug that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

A Silly Lunatic often carried a stapler that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.