Their Naughty Lunatic

Their Naughty Lunatic always kept a toilet brush that they would put up their bum. It should be an exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Their Naughty Lunatic desperately searched for a block of cheese to annihilate It should be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Their Naughty Lunatic craved for a bottle of beer to share. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Their Naughty Lunatic craved for a stapler that they would often eat. It would be a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

Their Naughty Lunatic owned a wig to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig being the item selected.

Their Naughty Lunatic needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.