Their Naughty Lunatic

Their Naughty Lunatic desired a sponge that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Naughty Lunatic always had with them a block of cheese that they would throw. One might find this to be a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese having that done to it

Their Naughty Lunatic desired a hat that they would often worship. It should have been an odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat would be the item chosen.

Their Naughty Lunatic always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to put on his head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Their Naughty Lunatic found a condom that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

Their Naughty Lunatic needed a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was chosen.